I’ve just received the strangest piece of comment spam ever, over on my Sciblogs blog. I have not approved it, so it will not be appearing anywhere in comments. But I figured it merited a post :P
blah blah details of IP addresses (nothing attached to them), etc
Hey There Sciblogs,
Very interesting, Here are Mr Saxon’s main policy commitments.
Law and order: -
1. 1973 policing methods to be re-introduced.
2. Greater use of Plasmatons for crowd control.
3. All convicted criminals to have personality adjustment by use of “Keller Machine”.
1. Numismaton gas treatment for anorexics.
2. Childhood obesity to be tackled using “tissue compression eliminator”.
Education: All citizens must learn to follow Mr Saxon’s orders without question.
Immigration: Fast Track immigration for Cheetah People.
Broadcasting: Reintroduction of Test Card and BBC globe.
Agriculture: Axonite to be used in farming and food production.
1. Greater government finance for Transmission of Matter Through Interstitial Time (TOMTIT).
2. Communication with other worlds to be achieved by means of the “Pharos Project”.
New Government post of “Adjudicator” to solve industrial disputes. Appointee to be trained in hypnotism. Goatee beard compulsory.
Free plastic daffodil for all voters.
Keep up the posts!
Amazing. Just…amazing. And I have so many questions! Who is this Mr Saxon? Does he have anything to do with Dr Who? WHY ARE GOATEES AND DAFFODILS SO IMPORTANT?
I think funniest ever goes to the spammer who, for a while, kept promising me amazing Eastern European prostitutes :P