Filthy foreigner Pt II: Another letter

Having received the fantastic news yesterday that New Zealand’s Immigration Department has kindly acceded to my wish to stay in this country, as a resident, I now present further funny reference letters from my mad friends.

No, these weren’t the ones I actually sent to the ID.  I’m not entirely sure they know what a sense of humour is…


Dear imigrationz,

Plz let aimee stay in New Zealand cuz she is teh awesome!
She iz maybe not believin in ceilin cat but she iz still a gud kitteh.
Also she iz vry gud at science an bloggen.
Plz can haz aimee stay an also giv her houz.